Wanna play a game?

Who else thinks that the GP does everything in their power to make you leave quickly and quietly?

Has anyone ever been in the doctors office for longer than they were in the waiting room?

Lets play a game, here are the rules:

1, Try and stay in the doctors office for more than 15 minutes
2, sexual contact is forbidden
3, violence is indeed prohibited

Advice:
1, Crack a joke
2, Be on your ipod, dont have it on but pretend you cant hear the doctor
3, sit on the floor and watch the doctors confusion
4, smile with your eyes wide open but dont say a word